StealthSteve's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[NGHH'11-HeIsAlive vs illmortal]

yow

flow was definitely crush on both sides, so well done fellas. having lyrics posted did boost my opinion for each, but HeIsAlive gets my vote based on overall delivery (enunciation points?). ill battle both cats

HeIsAlive responds:

Thanks for the review Guzzi.

[Nghh11 Mcko Nimbus Vs. Mao]

welllllll

lyrics-wise neither were bad (while reading em), but, MM was the spoken-word equivalent of illegible handwriting. also his cadence/timing/whatever (im not up on the proper terms) was off so boo-urns on that. Nimbus' flow was obv better hands-down, maybe if there was more punch-i-ness in Mao's verses it'd be closer but... nahh. sorry dude but the son of the clouds got this one on lock. the Miracle Whip/Hellman punch def got an out-loud chuckle from me also

MaoDaMighty responds:

thanks for voting SteveGuzzi

This match was brought to you by mayonaise.

[Ng Rap Battle Guzzi Vs (icon)]

did you call me captain kirk!?!?

LOL cuz i think i want to reference that in my next shit... which i have to write and record in like the next 4 hours i think.

hmmm flow sounds better than some other stuff of yours i've heard. couple lines went over my head (fool me like Condoleeza Rice? i dunno i'm not that political dude lol) and a couple lines sounded literally out of your earlier battle with gloine (something about mountains from you, something about batteries from him) ... only line where i was *honestly* like "...ouch man :(" was "the truth is you're a square cuz you were never around" ... lol i thought that was a clever way to turn what i said around on me and reference my inactivity at the same time. good job man.

THEICONICICON responds:

yea i called you captain kirk
yea condoleeza rice was a secretary of state that continuosly promised stuff
but never did it
also the batteries line from gloine was
leave this kid in shock like hes holding batteries
Leave you shocked like he's holdin wired batteries
i specified it more lol
the Himalayans line i dont think i said that before..it is a possibility
yea i can dig it..wish i could of recorded this earlier for the competition
but good luck

[[E7]Mandate of Seven(prod. HW)]

HOLY SHIT.

sick. NASTY.

10/10

very impressive. i rarely if ever download hip-hop off NG that isn't instrumental -- but this is certainly worth downloading, listening-to again, and showing off to cats. good job man, this is a track to be proud of.

GloineFiodh responds:

thanks a lot man. glad you like it

[Lejin - Afraid to get KO?]

i dunno

real-life/interwebz drama, chick gaming, gun talk beef etc etc etc can be fun and all but yall should just meet up for a fist fight, beat the shit out of each other, then go to the bar and laugh about it over a couple beers. then just lay that shit to rest already.

mean rhymes though, lol

Lejin responds:

Yes steve. I dont even hate the kid. I have no intention of murdering him or ending his life. I just want to rawk his shit into the ground. Then help him back up and tell him "thank you for not being a scared pussy... lets go to wendies man"

- Mr. Big Bad Lejin (Hip Hop NG's#1 Artist)
- Real-Over-Fake -(Approved)

[Cthulhu the Cynic Vs. Iconic]

LOL

you killed him once, then he came back as a zombie and you killed him again.

GloineFiodh responds:

fuck zombies in the ass man

[NGRBC Vs. Gloine (wordplay) Me]

meh

i can understand being anxious about getting revenge, but i cannot understand crapping out something like this and still expecting to win. it's like the rap equivalent of wanting to fuck a girl and busting in your pants instead. you only fucked yourself, and you made a real mess of it too. i was also gonna bring up the whole "yelling like exceptid" thing but the last reviewer already did.

THEICONICICON responds:

steve i heard yours its not even as near as good as mine
stop being a hypocrite be cause you sound like your reading of a paper and monotone.... dont comment my shit if your shit isnt there either lol

[I'm a Newgrounds winner!]

LOL

sounds like a Chuck E. Cheese commercial or something... great annoying pitchman voice, funny stuff. on the "constructive criticism" tip I think you could benefit by putting a pop filter in front of your mic.

36Holla responds:

Yeah, I'm aware of the need for that. The problem is that my mic is one of those combination headset/microphones that you use for PC gaming so I'm not sure if there's a way to set up pop filter unless I hold the mic behind it while I'm speaking. Thanks for the review and tips on improvement.

[Rucklo & Guzzi - Deeper Again]

Give Vik the credit

I can't really comment on my own involvement but does this dude Rucklo know how to produce and master a track or does this dude Rucklo KNOW HOW TO PRODUCE AND MASTER A TRACK!?

Rucklo responds:

you KNOOOWW IT, homebooooiiii!!!

we sure gotta do this some time again ^___^

also, YO!

[Castle Crashers Battle MenuRAP]

LOL

The lyrics were pretty decent, I especially liked how you ended it. As far as constructive criticism goes, I'd say maybe work on your pacing or something. Timing was off in parts. Otherwise, nice crack at it. :D

Lone-X responds:

Coming from you, that means a lot! Thanks man. The ending was great lol.