StealthSteve's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Underdog Pimpin!!]

Good job PBM!

This was great work man...it's a great thing when people don't rush to churn out insta-crap Portal entries. Waiting to release this really does reinforce the saying "quality over quantity". Damn man...now I feel all pressured to submit something!

[ol dirty bastard 3000]

that was so bad, it was fantastic

I thought it was great how ODB has a different body each time you saw him. Silly shit!

[Fun with a Microwave]

Hot damn!

That was fun-tastic! The first & last buttons are the best. mmmmmmmmmmmm-BLEOW! Silly shit man.

[Un-named GOLD Edition]

Well then...

I don't know what these people are thinking, because out of all the movies in the Portal, by comparison this is in no way GOD-LIKE or even near a 10. I gave it a 2 because (like Pico says) the movie isn't anything special. I know that sounds fucked up but it's true. No specialness. Nothing in it is new. Same characters as the other ones. Nooooooo backgrounds whatsoever. Un-named was okay when the Portal first started out, but now...nahhhhh.

[The Hare and the Tortoise]

Never seen the ad, but....

I still thought this was pretty funny. The only thing that is played out is the slo-mo bullet scene, ya know, the one where the camera angle follows the bullet to the hare's dome? What I would like to see is a picture of the rabbit face (so you don't see the bullet), and then all of a sudden...BLEOW! Blood all over the screen with the bullet then and only then whizzing by. Ahh shit, since I don't make movies like this...this idea is gonna get ripped, ain't it?

Anyway, dassum silly shit ova hea!

[Mario The Mack Daddy]

Hmmmmmm...

The thing is, I know that all this guy did was save some snapshots out of Nesticle or some similar emulator and just switched up some of the graphics. It isn't really all that impressive to me because I've done alot of the same with Mega Man characters on my own site, but still...I found it very humorous (especially the judging part) and all-in-all it was a good clip. I'm gonna e-mail you buddy and give you a lil' tip though...

[The Portal Police]

This sucks

This is like the tenth movie I've seen that complains about the Portal entries being shit, yet this itself is a complete pile of it.